"Thank you for your time, This is . . . We know you are friendly and warmhearted person from one of my friends. We are looking for someone to write product reviews in exchange for free samples and we expect you , Would you like to do us a favor. If you like, You can test two of them.
Hee hee, These product review requests from junk peddlers attempting to sidestep Amazon rules are always good for a laugh on a crappy work day!